December 26, 2009
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Where’s My Christmas Spirit?!
I’m not sure that I have a favorite Christmas song from the traditionally-accepted smorgasborg that’s available. I never had much holiday spirit to begin with, and I’ve been working the past five holiday seasons in a discount warehouse store, either on register or chasing and stopping shoplifters. Thus whatever holiday spirit I once had has been smashed, burned and stuffed down a black hole, just Dan Halen disposed of a dead hooker and his mother in God’s Bro —
Still, if I had to name one song as a Christmas favorite, it would be “Hey Santa Claus” by Kevin Bloody Wilson — here’s the lyrics for those who want to sing along.
How about Christmas with the Aqua Teens?
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